![]() Maybe next year, Paul Newman will be resuscitated to introduce Cars 2 as the animated sequel that "drove away with our hearts." I mean, think of the possibilities for this new technology that can actually take people out of their coffins, smear them in vaseline, and throw them out onto a stage (slightly inebriated) and then have them reference Cher as a personal friend! Specific technology, but revolutionary nonetheless. ![]() If you really think saying The Tourist was a crappy movie in front of Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie is brash or impertinent, just remember that they can spend their time crying together in a gold-encrusted room, decorated with the skulls of famous Old Hollywood actors. Wait, did I say those already? Then I have nothing to add about Ricky Gervais. except the characters in The Tourist.") But before Hollywood has a collective heart attack, I'd like to make two points:Ģ) Emma Stone's skin looked like processed cheese ![]() ![]() ("It seems like everything this year was three- dimensional. ![]() (Thank you to Just Jared and Vulture for these pictures.)ĭid Gervais' jokes sometimes border "insensitive" or "rude"? Probably. It's like Precious' fantasy! Only less "fantasy" and more "Jenny Craig!" ![]()
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